My Chaos Daemons allied with Haydn's Necrons to take on a pair of Space Marine players. Each player was allocated 1000 points. I chose to only use Nurgle Daemons for this one.
This too was an enjoyable game, though my memory of some details is blurred or non-existent. My head tends to get so pumped with adrenalin during these games that I get disoriented, so that doesn’t help.
The second stage of the story revolved around Lechetern returning from the Warp to strike a bargain with Phaeron Kutlakh. They had discovered two armies of Space Marines playing Laser Tag nearby.
The two macabre lords agreed that Charlene - I mean the Charnel Lord - would harvest the flesh from the power armour of the deceased space marines while Lechetern would claim their souls.
The Space Marines had just finished the first round of their competition and it was time for the barbecue. The Ultramarines pounded the Bronto-Cattelith carcasses, repeatedly flattening them into massive scotch fillet steaks with their Drop Pods, while the Salamanders did the cooking and heating.
As the Ultramarines were about to land their Drop Pods upon the gigantic carcasses once more, they saw the meat was in the process of corruption. Nurgle had spoiled their food and this could not stand!
Not to mention one of the carcasses had morphed into Lechetern himself while Plaguebearers, Beasts of Nurgle and Plague Drones crawled out of the twisted recesses of the others. Yes, things got a bit worse and the Astartes, while angered with the meat spoilers, were thankful there were no bits caught between their teeth.
Lechetern’s host crawls out of the befouled
meats while the Necrons begin the harvest (half are in reserve).
The Salamanders are very angry at the gatecrashers who had put a damper on their day off. The Ultramarines are soon to descend from the skies.
Left: That Dreadnought looks too pristine. Its lack of filth disturbs me.
Right: The drop pods are descending in earnest.
Left: A bit of a coordination error, or was the drop pod descent aimed to crush the Vindicator? Or maybe it’s a big esky full of Coca Cola the crew ordered. But seriously, our resident Drop Pod man has the worst luck. We believe a black cat ran through an entire house of mirrors at the same time and place of his birth. Poor fella. He handles it very well.
Right: The Immortals lived up to their... um... I forgot. But they didn’t die.
Left: A Salamanders tactical squad takes cover in the ruined basilica with their game faces permanently etched into their helms.
Right: Before you “oooh” and “aaaah” the work of the Ironclad, those Necrons ain’t dead; they were just hastily put in the reserve pile.
Left: The Daemons of Nurgle are eager to corrupt the Salamanders, their appetites whetted. But the poor Herald of Nurgle tripped up and fell onto one of his buddies.
Right: The Ironclad Dreadnought had landed in our lines. Lechetern was quick to greet his new metal playmate.
Vulkan Hestanes hides behind his Dreadnought. Fair enough, that sounds like an accommodating spot.
“Hey Billy, shouldn’t Pest Busters be doing something about this? I know the meat wasn’t perfect, but seriously! Damn!”
“Guys, those
things aren’t gonna be any further away from us. Shoot them!”
They actually did shoot at those foul Daemons. It just proved to be a very difficult task...
Left: A tactical squad hangs onto this objective like grim death, which wasn’t far away. Meanwhile the Vindicator is still trying to drive past that blasted Drop Pod.
Right: Lechetern wrestles with the Ironclad Dreadnought named... Leon Maxima?
Left: I barely managed to avoid that Dreadnought. What a problem its power fists could have been for the Drones! The Beasts had broken a tactical squad but the members were quick to rally and add to the downpour of shots into these foul creatures.
Right: The city of drop pods is outgrowing the actual city. If there were any natives left they’d be freaking out...
“Erm... Earl, I think an angry-lookin’ space marine is runnin’ towards
us.”
“No angry bugger’s a match for the children of the fly.”
Left: The dwellers below... Riddip!
Right: The Beasts opted for a disordered charge to bog down the marines. This stopped them from firing, but both sides struggled like hell to bring each other down.
Left: The Nightshroud Bomber was in fine form, blowing up the Salamanders Dreadnought and, with help from the Tesseract Ark, destroying many Space Marines. Meanwhile the lone Salamander and the ones guarding the objective opened fire upon the Plaguebearers with some much-needed support from the Vindicator.
Right: Lechetern is sated for a few seconds from swallowing a Librarian in Terminator armour. For supper he tears down one Drop Pod after another with ample assistance from the Necrons.
Left: The Vindicator takes aim, unshaken by the incoming Nightshroud Bomber.
Right: Vulkan is no slouch in combat. With the help of a pair of marines he had beaten back the Plague Drones into the Warp.
Left: I was expecting the Vindicator to obliterate most of this squad but it went way off target. Maybe the crew spilt coke all over the targeting systems. They’re gonna need some Vindex to clean that.
Right: Detaching the Herald from the Plaguebearers was a bit of a mistake. Why did I do it? Because I wanted the Plaguebearers to attack the Dreadnought and not waste the Herald’s Feel No Pain boon as it would have been nullified by the power fists. However, it was blown to pieces by the Nightshroud Bomber. The consequences weren’t too bad though.
Left: This was one hell of a grind, with the Plaguebearers vs Vulkan and a handful of marines.
Right: These devastators did land a few good shots on the Nightshroud Bomber, but their luck didn’t go further than to penetrate its armour once or twice. And by this point, the bomber had vaporised the Vindicator.
After taking little losses from the Vindicator blast, these Plaguebearers had kinda lost their momentum as the marines fought back valiantly, despite the Herald adding a fair bit of punch. I think the marines were eventually worn down, driven off the table or at least pinned in place.
Left: The Nightshroud Bomber and Tesseract Ark had scoured away so many marines...
Right: That Plaguebearer looks like it got charred, charnelle style!
Left: The marines were holding up well against the Beasts of Nurgle. I think the next pool of septic fluids they roll about in needs to be a strong acid that eats through ceramite.
Right: This zone was firmly in Necron hands.
Although it was a victory for the Necrons and Daemons, the Space Marines had performed well
considering how barbecue-deprived and hungry they were. Despite their bad luck, they had started to make a comeback towards the end.
One could wonder if Lechetern’s essence had inadvertently blessed the Charnel Lord and his minions because not a single Necron died! Sure, a few were knocked down, but Haydn passed his Reanimation Protocols tests like an illegal programmer.
Lechetern and Phaeron Kutlakh, both pleased with the outcome, divided the spoils as agreed and went their separate ways. The surviving Astartes decreed they would go vegetarian after what they had witnessed.